Hello Internet

Last night I had a bunch of obnoxious bloggers (redundant, I know) over at my house, and all they did was talk about this tumblr thing. I figured, if those poor bastards are able to come up with enough inane blather to keep the masses entertained, I surely can. I was, after all, the funniest and best looking one of the group (proof). I fully expect my follower count to hit half a hundred by noon and a book deal by mid-March.

Woof.