GPOYW - Just chillin’ in my favorite chair edition
First of all, I woke up all cranky and bleary-eyed because Jackie had people over until all hours of the night and some jackass used my gel eye mask. Then what happened when I went outside to do my business? I got snow all up in my business. I shouldn’t be subjected to this; I am a lady.
Snow: I hates it.
Hey guys, is it cool if I post nudes?
Last night I had a bunch of obnoxious bloggers (redundant, I know) over at my house, and all they did was talk about this tumblr thing. I figured, if those poor bastards are able to come up with enough inane blather to keep the masses entertained, I surely can. I was, after all, the funniest and best looking one of the group (proof). I fully expect my follower count to hit half a hundred by noon and a book deal by mid-March.